"What is wrong with you??"
thats what my dad said to me this morning. lol. i accidently hit his car. i woke up this morning to find that my back car tire was flat. i figure i'd run to the gas station and put air in it right quick, but as i was driving, i remembered that i have absolutely no money except for a couple of pennies in my wallet. i really didn't want to have to goto the bank and get some money so i decided to go to my dad's house and and get 75 cents ( what happened to air being free)! my dad had parked on the curb and i was coming around the curb and apparently i was a little too close. luckily, i just hit his bumper and the only damage he got is paint from my car. i asked my dad for 75 cents and he had no change. i did all of this for nothing because i still gotta go to the bank. so now i'm driving to wachovia. how about i was blindly driving and went right pass the bank to the gas station. now i'm like "ohhh sh*t"! lol. now i gotta find an atm to get money. mind you, i'm driving on a flat tire. any hoo, i get to the air thingy at the gas station. finally, i can put air in my tire and then go to class (i'm 30 minutes late). low and behold, the tire ain't rising up...its still flat. now i'm like "ain't this a b*%$h". i'm pissed off now because i gotta to change a tire in this cold azz weather at the freakin gas station! so i'm taking my time changing the tire (note: i'm an expert at changing tires since i normally have 4 flat tires every year ..sad i know, i really need to stop buying used tires).
i'm minding my business, trying to hurry up because by now i can't feel my toes. next thing i know i hear a "BOOM"! i turn around and see a lady in a car driving off and a guy on a motorcycle laid out in the parking lot in front of the blockbusters. i'm looking at him hoping he aiight cause that trick kept going. he finally gets up and he pissed as hell. now get this yall, the lady in the car kept riding and turned to park. she all about going to blockbusters! lol. i guess returning her tapes before noon was more important than seeing if ol dude was alright. so now the guy on the bike was saying "you dumb b***h, watch where u going you stank hoe..". by this time i'm cracking up with snot coming out my nose ( i told yall it was cold outside..hehe). now the lady yelling back " kiss my azz nigga...you shoulda yield with your punk azz"! yall, that was too funny. after she returned the tapes, she got in her car and rode off. ol dude is still cursing and finally he got on his little motorcycle and rode off. man that was funny.
anyhoo, i changed my tire and went home to warm up. dammit, now i gotta go get a new..i mean used tire. yeah, i still haven't learned my lesson yet. i'm too cheap to buy a brand new tire. well, i'm off to my 1pm class now. my day is starting out weird already. be blessed.
i'm minding my business, trying to hurry up because by now i can't feel my toes. next thing i know i hear a "BOOM"! i turn around and see a lady in a car driving off and a guy on a motorcycle laid out in the parking lot in front of the blockbusters. i'm looking at him hoping he aiight cause that trick kept going. he finally gets up and he pissed as hell. now get this yall, the lady in the car kept riding and turned to park. she all about going to blockbusters! lol. i guess returning her tapes before noon was more important than seeing if ol dude was alright. so now the guy on the bike was saying "you dumb b***h, watch where u going you stank hoe..". by this time i'm cracking up with snot coming out my nose ( i told yall it was cold outside..hehe). now the lady yelling back " kiss my azz nigga...you shoulda yield with your punk azz"! yall, that was too funny. after she returned the tapes, she got in her car and rode off. ol dude is still cursing and finally he got on his little motorcycle and rode off. man that was funny.
anyhoo, i changed my tire and went home to warm up. dammit, now i gotta go get a new..i mean used tire. yeah, i still haven't learned my lesson yet. i'm too cheap to buy a brand new tire. well, i'm off to my 1pm class now. my day is starting out weird already. be blessed.
1 Comments:
At 1:26 PM, The Sarccastik Variable Why said…
oh hell naw...girl, you just had a bad day, nothing wrong with that...i guess it was your time....that sound like a lot....dude got hit, boy i wish i was there....i would've cracked up...
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